This actually happened, except my mom punched me in the face after I said i would like some coffee. Then she said that I couldn’t have any coffee and punched me in the face again. ”Is he kidding? is he kidding????” Aheh - heh! Rendered without paper or ink via WACOM Tablet.
The conversation here is verbatim, having actually happened under the exact circumstances. Rendered without paper nor ink, via WACCOM Tablet.